fangirl221b:

raaynee:

breakcorechoirboy:

I am borderline crying at how sassy this person is

ROLL BACK THE ATTITUDE

REASONABLY-PRICED SARCASM

luckydreaming:

my anaconda don’t…

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my anaconda don’t…

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My anaconda dont’ want none unless you got buns hun

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Anonymous:
how often do you have sex?

pussysista:

How often is your dad “working late”?

santanist:

tripped and fell in my heelys jesus take the wheelys

disowns:

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when bae sets up a surprise date <3